Easy Pasta.

This recipe started out as a total fluke one night when groceries were slim and Boyfriend and I were being "resourceful". It turned out to be one of my favorite quick meals.EASY PASTAIngredients:-egg noodles-butter-red sauce-bell pepper, diced-mozzarella cheese-salami, chopped to bite sized pieces-truffle oil (optional)Forgot to include the damn bell pepper.Directions:Cook pasta in salted water according to package. Once cooked, mix with a little butter and truffle oil (this helps it not stick AND the truffle oil adds a nice flavor)....

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Very Important Question.

Last night, Boyfriend and I went buck wild on some Popeyes chicken. Which reminded me of a convo I had with some family members about a month ago.My mom suggested we get Popeyes chicken on our way over to my Grandma's house. Well, you would have thought she'd just committed a mortal sin/ burned the flag/ turned down tickets to The Ellen Show with the way my relatives reacted.Apparently I was in Kentucky Fried Chicken territory. And the mere mention of Popeyes sent everyone into a shit-talking frenzy.In my opinion, Popeyes wins. Every...

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Sundays with TILTE.

Yesterday morning, we decided to mess around with some face paint.Boyfriend donated his artistic abilities, while Pearl and I donated our facial abilities.I now present to you: A Sunday Morning at TILTE's House.Hope you enjoye...

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Bitchin' Kitchen.

Have you guys heard of this show called Bitchin' Kitchen?It's on The Cooking Channel.For a while, I flat out refused to watch Bitchin' Kitchen because the host, Nadia G. seemed fucking ridiculous. And I watch a lot of ridiculous shit, so that says a lot if even I refuse to watch it.And then one day I made the mistake of lingering too long on an episode (in the hopes of spitting hate all over it). And the fucking obvious happened.I fell in love with it.The premise of the show is an Italian-American (by way of Canada) bombshell who has a Brooklyn/ Jersey/ Unidentifiable accent makes good food and cracks jokes along the way....

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Salmon and Orzo.

Tonight Boyfriend and I made what I would consider a "fancy dinner". It didn't involve cheese sauces or butter, which is pretty strange, I know. I've had this salmon recipe since I was in my early 20's. I'm sure I saw it online, but who knows how I found it. The recipe for orzo was something I tried at Trader Joe's. It was one of those samples you get and hope they're not looking when you stop in for round #2 and #3 because you're starving and it was so fucking good and if you could just get ONE MORE TASTE you'd be able to decide if...

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In Case You Need a Laugh.

Yesterday I came across two things that made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a while.The first one is a website I found on StumbleUpon. The page in question involves a guy who steals his friend's photos from Facebook, slightly alters them, and then places them back online on his own account. This page seriously had me laughing out loud, by myself, in my office. And then again on my drive home. And then again when I got home.OLI AND ALEX - JAMES' FACEThe second is a clip from that horrifying, redneck, disaster of a show, Toddlers...

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The One Where I Complain About Being Old.

Before you flip the fuck out and slap me across the face for pretending like I'm old, allow me to explain myself.I've never thought as the "30's" as old. Never. And when it comes to fashion and humor and maturity (see: Immaturity) level, I definitely think I'm far from being old.But lately, my shit's been saying otherwise. And by my shit, I mean my body. Not my actual shit.When I turned 30, my friend Melody said something along the lines of "Good luck. Your body totally changes like the second you turn 30. It happened to me." I thought...

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