Me Love You Vlogtime.

Thank you again for everyone who wrote in. I received enough questions to make a 48 minute video, so instead of answering them all, I tried to answer at least one from each person. -With the exception of Simone's "how many licks/tootsie pop question" (I'm SO sorry, I don't even know how it's possible that I overlooked that. But to answer your question, I have no idea.) -And I also missed Allison's question because it came in after the video was all filmed and done. (Allison- if I was on American Idol, DWTS, and Jeopardy, I would be most likely to win at Jeopardy. In fact, I would blow Alex Trebek's brains off with my extensive...

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Questions... I'm Still Taking Them!

We're down to the last few days to submit questions/ topics for my video blog- THANK YOU so much to the people who already submitted! Any last minute stragglers, you have all day today to come up with some real doozies.I understand some of you MAY be shy, what with my celeb status and shit. But trust me, I'm totally not a big deal (unless you count those times I hung out with Paris Hilton and Cesar Milan). We're all friends here, right? Right...??Or maybe you just don't know what to ask. In which case, I've come up with some ideas to...

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Famous People Like Me.

Believe me when I tell you the most unbelievable thing happened Saturday night. -Which was quickly followed by the next most unbelievable thing.I received a friend request on Facebook from a CELEB! -And by celeb, I really mean pseudo celeb. But he gets paid to be on TV, so that's all that matters to me.Some background info: I MAY be a little obsessed with Current TV. (I use the word "obsessed" loosely. This is actually nothing like my obsession with Sour Cream and Onion Pringles.) The person who friend requested me happens to be one of the main Current TV personalities: Ben Hoffman. So when I saw his picture pop up as wanting...

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Songs That I May or May Not Be Embarrassed to Like.

Everyone has a list songs that they're either embarrassed to like or should be embarrassed to like. Don't play dumb with me, you know what I'm talking about. You're blasting it at 45 million decibels, singing at the top of your lungs while driving on the freeway. But the second you pull into a parking lot, where people are walking dangerously close to your car and are clearly within audible range, that shit gets turned down to a whisper.This may or may not be my list. (It is.)November Rain - Guns N RosesMove It, Move It - Reel 2 RealNookie - Limp BizkitI'm Too Sexy - Right Said FredSweat - Inner CircleCa Plane Pour Moi -...

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Valentine's Day According to TILTE.

Before I get started on my Valentines Day post, let me take a minute to remind you that I'M SUPER EXCITED TO DO MY FIRST VLOG AND I WANT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO EMAIL ME QUESTIONS/ TOPICS (at TILTE@live.com) THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ANSWER/ DISCUSS!!! If all goes according to plan (please.please.please.), I will post my vlog entry around the first of March. Did I mention I really want you guys to email me??? Just don't send me shit like "show me yr b00bz" because that's totally lameballs and I'll probably get really excited when...

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Fruit Pizza.

The other day, Mouth and Stomach were having a mega craving for Fruit Pizza. If you've ever been to a Pampered Chef party, you probably already know what fruit pizza is. -Or if you like fruit, then you've probably had it too. Or, if you're good at figuring out what words mean, then you've probably solved this riddle as well.INGREDIENTS:-1 tube pizza crust-8 oz cream cheese-1 cup powdered sugar-1/2 tsp almond extract-1/4 cup milk-Fruit of your choiceDIRECTIONS:Roll out pizza dough to desired size, pinching edges to create crust. Use a...

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Another Meme? I'm So Cool.

Well look at this y'all- I've been tagged in another meme. It looks like all that soul searching, and bribing, and colonoscoping has finally paid off. The people, they want more TILTE. And really, who am I to deny the masses?The Tsaritsa over at The Tsaritsa Sez tagged me in a meme that's actually something a little different from the norm. It involves pen and paper and moving your hand in a way that doesn't result in tap-tap-tap and carpal tunnel.Instructions:-Answer the following questions in written format.1. What's your name/your...

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I was Tagged- Stuff I Love.

The always sweet and fashion savvy NikosMommy at Fabulous! (Pasta Not Included...) tagged me in a post about My Favorite Things. She must know how much I like to talk about myself. Let's get this party sharted!FIVE CURRENT LOVES1. Topsiders. If you don't know what these are, just imagine the shoes you'd wear sailing your boat around Cape Cod while eating oysters and sporting a cardigan tied over your shoulders. Yep. Those are the ones.Except I prefer they not be ratty and beat up like my pair above. Um. I'm not sure if you can tell by...

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