Me Love You Vlogtime.

Thank you again for everyone who wrote in. I received enough questions to make a 48 minute video, so instead of answering them all, I tried to answer at least one from each person. -With the exception of Simone's "how many licks/tootsie pop question" (I'm SO sorry, I don't even know how it's possible that I overlooked that. But to answer your question, I have no idea.) -And I also missed Allison's question because it came in after the video was all filmed and done. (Allison- if I was on American Idol, DWTS, and Jeopardy, I would be most likely to win at Jeopardy. In fact, I would blow Alex Trebek's brains off with my extensive knowledge of "Before and After" and "Potpourri".)

Here it is. My crowning glory.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do. If you didn't, I don't even know why we're friends.




theTsaritsa said...

I used to love those "fashion plates." My friend had a set of Barbie plates and we'd make up outfits and color them in for hours. I never thought to call them fashion plates before, but it makes sense.

Junket said...

I can't believe you'd rather have dinner with Christian Bale than me.

suki said...

LOVE your first vlog! :)

jerrod said...

Is this what I'm looking forward to for our secret agent special high security we don't talk about fight club thing? Is it?!?

I can't wait to start it up.

Favorite part: Hai!

Captcha word: mantip. True story.

drollgirl said...

um, that last sentence?! LOL!!!

lizzierox said...

love the vlog! i'm also a long time reader, first time stalker, and am super jazzed about the vlog. question - are "neko's mom" and "mina2" the same person?

ps: flamingos stink!

lizzierox said...

love the vlog! i'm also a long time reader, first time stalker, and can't wait to view your next vlog. quick question-is "neko's mom" and "mina2" the same person? just checking vlog facts. ps: flamingos stink.


Biscuit said...

i can't handle this. i CAN"T HANDLE IT

Wombat Central said...

Loved it. Already thinking up a qustion for #2 in the series. Can we expect costume changes in the next one? ;)

Simone Says... said...

1. you are adorable - love the vlog!

2. i wish i didn't buy my house/condo

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw

Elizabeth said...

if, when growing up, mom never made you eat kidney, liver, lengua or tripas then you are sooooooo lucky!!! she attepted to make and the older group eat all that crap. i usually won out though. "you can't leave the table until you eat your food" she'd say. so i just wouldn't leave the table or i'd start to regurgitate.

Good work BOYFRIEND!!! will you teach my better half to be that creative?

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

TSARITSA - i thought Fashion Plates was the actual name. what did you call them?

JUNKET - if it had been top four people to have dinner with, you would have made the cut.

SUKI - thanks!! i'm really flattered bc your vlog was my inspiration!

JERROD - i was worried that nobody would get the "HAI!" part. turns out, nobody gets the whole thing.

DROLLGIRL - the last sentence? the part where i say "i don't know what to say..."? i'm glad you like it- it was just an outtake that we decided to add at the last minute.

LIZZIE - no, nikosmommy is from canada and i'm pretty sure she's not referring a cat named niko. ps: flamingos stink??? fuuuuck.

BISCUIT - you can't handle it because it's too much hilariousness for you...???

WOMBAT - i'm not sure if/ when there will be another vlog. but if there is, i'll make sure to keep costume changes in mind.

SIMONE - thanks!! yeah, i don't think i have any interest in purchasing property ever again in my life.

ELIZABETH - mom made me eat liver and tongue, but i don't think it was the taste that was so bad, as much as just knowing what it was. that's why i didn't mention those. and i'd never pull the regurgitation trick because that move is for novices. :)
ps: your son pulled that same move with peach pie once.

Erin said...

Uh, dude, this was GREAT. You have to do it again! I will think of a good question!

allison said...

awesome times ten. thanks for the shout-out...even though it wasn't in the vlog. you totally missed out on the opportunity to sing, dance AND drop knowledge bombs.

Julia said...

fashion plates or spirograph? I liked the houses we designed in 3rd grade....

Great job--Loved it!

Sara Louise said...

This was awesome! I loved this! And it was so cool to hear your voice. You should do one every couple of months :-)
(if I had Christian Bale, Ryan Goesling, and Mark Ronson over for dinner I'd serve whip cream and me!)

Deidre said...

I am sure I'd love your first vlog to pieces however, my internet is slower than death and it won't load the video.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Seriously, if more people did VLOGS like yours I'd actually watch them. Awesome editing and variety. Key. Also your serious face is HEEEELARIOUS.

The rest of you is muy bien though and not at all like Danny Trejo. Phew! Also can I have your gorgeous figure because I have linebacker shoulders and no hips. Thank you.


CHRISTIAN BALE? REALLY? He gives me the heebies. I'm pretty sure he's the next Ted Bundy.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

P.S. The music at the end almost gave me an aneurysm. :)

Bonnie said...

From this video, I have determined that I am flying to LA because I feel that we are destined to be best friends.
Also, I want to take you home with me.

Twitter: @GlamKitten88

Kim said...

Dude. Words cannot even describe how awesome that was.

So I won't even try.

Just kidddinnnggggg. A.) You are a hottie hot pants and if I were a dude or a chick who was into chicks, I would totally do you and B.) I loved the question [insert question number here] parts, they were awesome and funny! I liked that you mixed it up and moved around, way to produce an awesome first vlog!

Nikosmommy said...

Love your thoughtful silent pause at the end!
Seriously, great job,,loved watching this and hearing your voice in real life (is that strange?)
Thanks for answering my meaningful questions! Amazing first vlog attempt- you have far more balls then I ever would have to do one....

Bring on some more Vlog action ASAP!!

Deborah said...

You could not be cuter and your dog is killing me. KILLING ME!

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

ERIN - thanks! maybe if i get my courage (and intoxication level) up again, i'll try my hand at another.

ALLISON - ohhhhh no. singing makes my face throw up and dancing on camera would have led to stage3 embarrassment and probably internet stardom (and not for the good reasons).

JULIE - ha! i totally remember those! i lovvvvved doing house layouts. maybe i should have been an interior designer... somehow i just don't feel like "office manager" is my calling...

SARA - i lolled at your "meal". and thanks- i always think it's super interesting to hear the voices/ see the pix of the bloggers i follow too :)

DEIDRE - i want to say "you're missing out", but i'm not really sure you are. but thanks for commenting anyway, you know the way to my heart.

VEG - christian bale AND ted bundy?!?! it's liks my dreams are coming true... (and thanks for all the compliments. i'll even consider the aneurysm thing a compliment too).

BONNIE - i'm thinking about having a "Bloggers Unite" one day. if i actually get the nerve to set myself up for pure disappointment (because nobody will show up), i'll make sure to let you know.

KIM - thanks SO much! it's surprising how easily a vlog can go from a random idea... to my precious video baby that i think is a smash success and want everyone to sing my praises over. you should try it!

NIKOS - do you think you'll ever jump on the vlog train? (because i'm just as creepy and want to hear your voice too.) if you do, i'll make sure to send you a question!

DEBS - lol, i know- biscuit is the total star of the movie! i think i might just have to give her her own vlog next time.

Veronica Marcetti Dimick said...

TILTE: ("Dramatic Squirrel"-style) Question one!

ME: Coffee spit-take. Almost on baby. (Don't call CPS.)

StephanieC said...

Okay, seriously, I didn't think you could be any more likeable/adorable, but yet again you prove me wrong.

That was the best vlog I have ever seen. It must have taken you forever to edit that shizz. And your dog? LOVE her.

I kept waiting for my question then rememebered I had no good one to submit.

And NOW I understand the wedding/boyfriend/didn't think you were married thing.

And what is beautybar?


theTsaritsa said...

We just called them "Barbie tracers" or something like that.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

VERONICA - and to think, those almost didn't make the cut. mostly because i'm vain.

STEPH - thanks! we actually did the whole thing in one evening. i did almost all the shots in one take and Boyfriend was a whiz on the iMovie. we're pretty much ready for our Oscar nominations.

btw- here's the link for Beauty Bar. http://thebeautybar.com/los_angeles/

Anonymous said...

You. Are. Adorable.

Get in my purse and I'll take you with me everywhere.

Ashleigh said...

Ahaa. You're awesome. Im sorry I missed it. Eff.

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