How I Spent the Day Before Surgery.

I've been on a bowel cleanse for the past two days and guess-what-it-fucking-sucks.

My surgery is tomorrow morning and surprisingly I'm not too nervous about it.

Probably because my mind/ body/ soul is too busy being starving as fuck.

So, how have I spent the last day before my surgery?

-Washing all the clothes in the house

-Bathing Biscuit (because someone needs to have anti-fungal baths until her medicated shampoo runs out. Approx: a million years.)

-Not eating (except for the Jell-O Boyfriend made me)

-Getting a pedicure and manicure because, according to a nurse friend, "All we care about is that you've painted your toenails and shaved your legs."

-Sorting through Pearl's bedroom (with Boyfriend) and created a good "garage sale" pile

-Dying my stupid, witchy, grey hairs (thanks to Boyfriend, who did all the work)

-Drinking clear liquids only

-Listening to my mom talk about how she's going to video tape me when I'm acting loco on meds


This weekend, I learned two things:
1. I like to stay busy before surgery.
2. Boyfriend is even more caring, generous, and supportive than I already knew. (He's really great.)

...And I just remembered I need to pack still.

Gah! This vacation surgery is totally sneaking up on me.

See you guys in a few days!


Mrs. C said...

Good luck tomorrow! Hope it goes well!

Anonymous said...

I wish I could punch your colon cleanse in the face. Boyfriend is really Good boyfriend. Good luck :).

Henri B. said...

Good luck, lady!

The Six-Fingered Monkey said...

Good luck.

MRanthrope said...

so today's the day? Hope everything went well and you can resume your non-clear liquid diet once again!

Kim said...

Good luck! Hugs.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I doubt you'll see this in time, but GOOD LUCK girlie! Not that you need it. And just think of the life you can lead after you're all recovered. YES! All the best!

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