Fruit Pizza.

The other day, Mouth and Stomach were having a mega craving for Fruit Pizza. If you've ever been to a Pampered Chef party, you probably already know what fruit pizza is. -Or if you like fruit, then you've probably had it too. Or, if you're good at figuring out what words mean, then you've probably solved this riddle as well.

INGREDIENTS:
-1 tube pizza crust
-8 oz cream cheese
-1 cup powdered sugar
-1/2 tsp almond extract
-1/4 cup milk
-Fruit of your choice

DIRECTIONS:
Roll out pizza dough to desired size, pinching edges to create crust. Use a fork to stab the hell outta the dough.



Bake at 425 for 9 minutes, or however long you feel like.



Chop fruit.

While crust is cooling, combine cream cheese and powdered sugar with electric mixer. In a separate cup, combine almond extract and milk. Add to cream cheese. (Helpful Hint: If you have kids, tell them this is frosting for your giant "Fruit Cookie".)

Spread mixture on crust. Top with beautiful fruit so it looks like a professional chef made it.



Slice yourself 5 pieces then sit down in front of Judge Judy for the next hour.

Boner'ppetit.