Happy 4th.

Today is great, you know why? Of course you know why. It's the beginning of a three-day 4th of July weekend. And if there's one thing Americans love, it's patriotic three-day weekends. So put on your favorite outfit and make sure to look your best...

...Fire up the old grill for some weenies...

...Stock up on party supplies...

...Make yourself a nice drink and grab a seat...

...And enjoy the festivities.



In other nonsense,

I'm still pretty new to this whole social networking business. Who are your favorite tweeters?? What's your Twitter name? Do you have a StumbleUpon account? If so, what is your username? Let's be friends!

Have a great weekend!

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Make a Hot Dog, Dummy.

Are you starving?

Yes!

Want something easy and fast because if it takes longer than 5 minutes to make you'll probably roid rage out and flip a table over?

Yes!!

Want to avoid going to the store because you have Charlie Manson hair and you're still in your pajamas even though it's 2:48pm, and also because Judge Judy is about to start in 12 minutes?

YeSsSsSs!!!

Well. Make a hot dog, dummy.

INGREDIENTS

-weenie

-bun

-Heinz baked beans

-cheddar cheese

DIRECTIONS

Heat weenie. Heat beans. Put it all together.

Boner'ppetite.

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