Are you starving?
Want something easy and fast because if it takes longer than 5 minutes to make you'll probably roid rage out and flip a table over?
Want to avoid going to the store because you have Charlie Manson hair and you're still in your pajamas even though it's 2:48pm, and also because Judge Judy is about to start in 12 minutes?
Well. Make a hot dog, dummy.
-Heinz baked beans
Heat weenie. Heat beans. Put it all together.