6.28.2011

Make a Hot Dog, Dummy.

Are you starving?
Yes!

Want something easy and fast because if it takes longer than 5 minutes to make you'll probably roid rage out and flip a table over?
Yes!!

Want to avoid going to the store because you have Charlie Manson hair and you're still in your pajamas even though it's 2:48pm, and also because Judge Judy is about to start in 12 minutes?
YeSsSsSs!!!

Well. Make a hot dog, dummy.

INGREDIENTS
-weenie
-bun
-Heinz baked beans
-cheddar cheese

DIRECTIONS
Heat weenie. Heat beans. Put it all together.

Boner'ppetite.



16 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I've long since had a theory - NO! a secret KNOWLEDGE - that anything involving Heinz baked beans and cheese is outstanding. Well unless you put beans and cheese on a turd of course and even then I'd have to double check... One thing even better? Heinz baked beans w/hint of maple with melted cheese. No kidding. You'll kiss my feet. Gunny. Really. On toast.

Shieldmaiden96 said...

I read this with the lingering taste of a Nathan's 'longer-than-the-bun' dog on my tongue. It was delicious. If there's something better you can take from fridge drawer to sticking in your face in 45 seconds, it would make the angels weep.

Erin said...

I AM starving. But it's only 11:22 and I force myself to wait until noon before I eat lunch. And now I am dying for a hot dog...

Crying is the New Croquet said...

You forgot the mayonnaise.

MRanthrope said...

Ohhhh Hot Dogs. My great weakness. Chili Dogs, Corn Dogs, any type of edible "dog." It's all good.

Alli said...

This is wierding me out. We are having chili dogs for dinner (hot dog, no beans chili, chopped onion, shredded cheddar) AND my husband once spent several weeks working in one of Judge Judy's ubermansions. But as far as I know, they didn't eat hot dogs together.

Jes said...

You my dear are a dork!!!

Simone Says... said...

was this inspired by weiner?

drollgirl said...

i'll take mine without beans!

i am a bean-o-phobe! no beans will cross these lips!

but a hot dog sure sounds good right about now!

Sara Louise said...

I love a hot dog

M. Hicks said...

Best advice ever. I love the natural casing kind that snap when you bite into them. Sadly, I can't eat a hot dog without wishing for a bratwurst. Hair be damned, I'm out for sausage!

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

ASSASSIN - yes! i know what you mean about the Heinz+cheese. buuuut, you lost me @ syrup. i don't like my beans sweet, which is why i prefer heinz to american brands bc the american ones are all mapley sweet, barf. can't.do.it.

SHIELDMAIDEN - as embarrassing as this is to admit, and i'm hoping you can keep it just between the two of us, i've never had a Nathan's dog. fyi- you win for best comment with that angels weeping bit.

ERIN - i think you and i secretly have the same mouth.

CRYBABY - i'm fat because of you and your mayonnaise.

MRANTHROPE - me too, i'm always down for the dogs. fun fact: did you know the corndogs from Hot Dog on a Stick are actually turkey dogs??

ALLI - ughHhHhHh! your husband is SOOOO lucky he got to meet her royal heiney, Judge Judy. i LOVELOVELOVE her. was her ubermansion in the LA area? was she nice?? I NEED TO KNOW.

JES - don't pretend you don't love hot dogs, jes. it's impossible!

SIMONE - disgusting. if it had been inspired by Weiner, i would have said "something is wrong with this package of weinies. throw them out and get a new one next time you're at the store."

DROLL - WHAT?!?! you don't eat BEANS....? i'm know all of the words you're saying, but for some reason, it's just not making sense to me...

SARA - yes! and by "a" good hot dog, i mean "five" good hot dogs.

M.HICKS - i don't know if you're referring to the ones with that weird papery casing, but i hate those. you can be chewing for DAYS on that thing. i stick to my good old Hebrew National. it does not get better than the H.N. when it comes to hot dogs.

Kara said...

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD i need one of these

Cake Betch said...

Hot dogs are like the best food group evar. Well, coney dogs, or chili dogs. Whatever floats your wiener.

Lori Dyan said...

I live and die by the weiner. Would've had hot dogs at my wedding if I hadn't eloped.

Sarah Lindahl said...

I don't think you have to do much to make a hot dog delicious, but that sounds pretty good.

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