For all you non-mathletes out there, I reckon that's one pound per day.
Showcasing all my hard
For a nominal fee, I'm available to sit in your tea rooms/salons/ parlours and look fancy.
Basically me.
11.28.2012
My Post-Thanksgiving Bod.
I gained four pounds between Thanksgiving and Sunday.
For all you non-mathletes out there, I reckon that's one pound per day.
Showcasing all my hardeating work is the laparoscopy aftermath strewn about my midriff. The combination of five tightly cinched scars on the overextended potbellyness of my new physique is something akin to high-quality, Baroque furniture.
For a nominal fee, I'm available to sit in your tea rooms/salons/ parlours and look fancy.
For all you non-mathletes out there, I reckon that's one pound per day.
Showcasing all my hard
For a nominal fee, I'm available to sit in your tea rooms/salons/ parlours and look fancy.
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Bwahahahaha! Love it. I feel the same way sista.
I had 2 1/2 different thanksgiving dinners (Dad's family, Mom's family...desserts @ girlfriend's family). I was sweating gravy by the end of the night.
How do those pounds add up so quickly? How are you feeling since your surgery? I hope you are feeling better!
MRANTHROPE - Three houses of Thanksgiving food in one day? You're my kind of party animal.
ALICIA- Isn't it cruel and unusual punishment how we just turn into a pile of blubber in a span of three months time? And by "we", you know I'm really talking about me. I CAN'T IGNORE ALL THE GOOD FOOD!!!
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