Well, here it is. The secret to my success.
The Wii Fit.
I discovered it in our garage two weeks ago, but I've already used it like four times. Which basically means I'm fucking ripped now.
It's time to get swole.
(Music: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi)
People also ask how I manage to stay so fresh and beautiful while I exercise. To which I reply "I guess I'm just lucky that way".
If anyone wants any workout pointers, just hit me up.