Droooooool.

Living near/ around/ in LA, I've seen my fair share of celebs (and pseudo celebs).Roger Lodge (From the famed TV show Blind Date, duh.)Jodi FosterPauly Shore (That's right, The WeeeEeEeEesel himself)Jillian BarberieJim CareyTom HanksJoe Pantoliano (Who actually kissed me and made some innapropriate offers- totally serious, btw)David SchwimmerKirsten DunstKristen Wiig (Hey Kristen- remember when I walked past you to go into the ladies room?!? I'm sure you do.)But my top three favs are (in order of stalking seeing them):3. John Ritter...

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Old Fashioned Soft Pumpkin Cookies

Thanks to spending 48 hours straight- sans shower, wrapped up in blankets ala mental patient style- watching The Food Network this past weekend, I decided to test out the ol' Midas touch in the kitchen.In my experience in the cooking/ baking department, I've noticed that pretty much every recipe ever invented was designed to make me look like an asshole. So instead of jumping straight into one those professional grade deals, I went with a recipe a friend of mine had previously tested and had no problems with. I figured, if a normal (non-chef)...

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Scarier Than Anything Halloween Related.

I want you to know this entry is not for the squeamish or for those who happen to be interested in eating in the near future. I'm putting this out there because you're my fans friends and if there's anything I want in life, it's to be the most popular girl in the world an honest person.AND I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY: My hospital visit was not because of some weird or crazy Jackass stunt. The following events have taken place because there is some kind of miscommunication somewhere in my lower GI area. I've suffered with a nervous stomach, hernia...

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Breakfast

Since ALL of you have been bugging me nonstop about how I stay so fit and beautiful and hilarious and intelligent and cultured and talented and modest, I've decided to share my little secret with you.Allow me to introduce to you: The breakfast of this champion.Chili Cheese Fritos, chocolate chip/ walnut cookies, and blueberry yogurt. -Yogurt, you see, because I'm on a diet.Boner'ppetit...

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Thicker Looking Hair

I love this commercial.PS: I can't stop watching i...

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The Big Mother Trucking Reveal.

Before we get down to biznass, let's take a look at the costume pix that were sent to me (THANK YOU to Liz, Julia, and Biscuit. I think we see who my true friends are.).Liz as... ...Frida Kahlo.Attack of the Killer Hot Dog. (Hide yo kids- Hide yo wife.)The cutest little gnome that makes me aaaaalmost reconsider eating gnomes. Vampire Cinderella- She will fuck you up. While wearing glass slippers.And lastly, the SunMaid Raisin girl (I totes stole this off a friend's Facebook page because I just love it- Holla atcha girl, Marika).Sooooo,...

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