So we drove back to the grocery store and bought a frozen Claim Jumper Lattice Apple Pie.
If you've never had a Claim Jumper pie, they're the shit. Available in several flavors, I can only attest to the apple and peach.
This giant, deep dish dream come true was just what the doctor ordered. And by "doctor," I mean my chins.
We got home and immediately threw it in the oven.
1. Take the pie out of the plastic wrap and put it in the oven at 425 for 60 minutes.
2. Sprinkle with the brown sugar topping and bake for an additional five minutes.
3. Let it sit for two hours.
As you can see, the second step really gives it a homemade touch.
And the third step is totally optional because we only waited 30 minutes and then ate the shit out of it.
On the back of the box, it states that there are *supposedly* 10 servings. I don't know about all that because, apparently, in our house there are only three servings. Luckily, I didn't get a chance to look at the calories or whatever else it is that you're supposed to look at it before strapping on the feedbag, so we'll just say that the apples contribute to the healthy section of the food pyramid and call it a day.
Mmmm. Go get one tonight.
(I was not compensated in any way for this post, I just really love that pie.)