Guess Who's Back in the Workforce!

That's right!

IT'S ME!!!!

I finally got a job and it's a job that I'm actually really excited about. It's starting out as a part-time position, but I'm okay with that because 1) I REALLY wanted this job, and 2) I'm going to need to take baby steps in order to remember how to act like a normal, functioning, employed human being again.

My first day is this Monday and I've already started a list of things I need to do in preparation:

1. Put together an outfit that doesn't involve pajama pants.
2. Tame the Charlie Manson hair.
3. Wax my Andy Rooney eyebrows.
4. Remove the two month old, crackhead nail polish from my fingers.

Isn't this exciting???

If you need me, I'll basically be looking like this all weekend.


tara said...

Hell yeah!!!! Congratulations!! That is so awesome, can't wait to hear more about it!

Starting part time sounds like a great idea-ease your way in. Plus, if it's a job you really love it's totally worth it!


Sarah Purdy said...

So happy for you! Can't wait to hear all about it.

Simone DeBlasio said...

Congrats! I wanna hear about it. I WISH I could work part-time. Now you'll have some stories to share on my blog... (still waiting to hear from you - no pressure... no, really, none at all). :)

also, i LOVE that video clip! hahahhahah

Ashley, The Accidental Olympian said...


Way to not suck, 2013

aki! said...

Hooray! Congrats. Will you be sharing what your new job is?

Brutalism said...


Adam said...

big congrats

Kara said...

Congrats on the job boo boo! Feels gooooood.

Mandy_Fish said...

Congratulations! It's nice to see that someone can be excited about going to work. SIGH.

MRanthrope said...

congrats on the new gig! I'm still hunting for new work...that 2nd mortgage on my soul sounds like a great idea right about now.

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