Another Surprise. This One Doesn't Involve My Colon.

For those of you who follow along on Facebook or Twitter, you already know about this. For everyone else- there's another surprise I've been keeping from you!

And it has to do with employment!

My employment!

My lack of employment!

. . . . .

Shoot. I ruined the surprise.

The Price is Right Losing Horns

Cue the horns, Bob.

I was laid off.

It wasn't because they wanted someone with more colon or anything (Ha. Managed to sneak that in there.), it was purely business. There was simply no more work that required a talented copywriter, such as myself. And therefore, we had to part ways.

I'm super grateful for the experience I was able to gain while working with such funny and creative people. And I'm fucking out-of-my-mind relieved that I was able to get my surgery taken care of while I still had insurance. So we parted on good terms and I wish them all the best.

Enough about them. Let's talk about me.

I'm back on the job market. And I'm eagerly looking for new work.

In case anyone's wondering...

I AM A WRITER FOR HIRE.

I can do copywriting, blogs, articles, proofing/editing! I can make your boring product sound intriguing! I can write "love you" notes for your kids' lunches! If it involves writing, I can do it!

Disclaimer: If it involves pornographic writing, I won't do it. Sickos.

So if you know of any remote work- or anything in the northern Los Angeles area- let me know! I'd greatly appreciate it. And so would my landlord and bill collectors.