Mtv emailed me this possibility. Ohhhhh Bunim/ Murray, you always know my soft spot.
Things I HAAAATE about Halloween: The Slutty (noun of your choice) Costume. Here's how it works: Pick a crazy stupid character/ animal/ occupation/ asshole and then put a "sexy" twist on it. For example...
" Sexy Skeleton". Skeletons are not sexy, no matter how much measuring tape you tie around your waist.
"Sexy Supergirl". This look is really great for anyone who hasn't come up with a costume and also happens to have a little brother with a superhero obsession.
"Sexy Boat Captain." Got a bikini and a captains cap? Sweet, you're set. Move over, Mr Howell- I'm bringing sexy back.
Aww, it's nice to see even the girl with no self esteem came out. (I don't even know wtf these costumes are.)
Equally offensive is when girls go through all the trouble of stripping down to their bra and skidders to look good, but they don't do shit to their hair or face. They're probably assuming nobody will even be looking anywhere besides their lady lumps, and for the most part, they're probably right. But not this hate-spitter. I notice these kinds of things. And it's really just the icing on the cake when you see a herd of sluts roll into town and from the neckskin up they all look like this-
Did I mention i LUUUUV Halloween??? More to come on this topic.
(Apologies if your costume/ photo was mentioned in this entry. I had no idea I was friends with such tramps.)