Since ALL of you have been bugging me nonstop about how I stay so fit and beautiful and hilarious and intelligent and cultured and talented and modest, I've decided to share my little secret with you.
Allow me to introduce to you: The breakfast of this champion.
Chili Cheese Fritos, chocolate chip/ walnut cookies, and blueberry yogurt. -Yogurt, you see, because I'm on a diet.
Boner'ppetite.
You make me sick.
ReplyDeleteI see where you get your shiny coat.
Namaste, bitches,
Rawnie
i smell jealousy.
ReplyDelete-or maybe that's my frito breath. i always get those two confused.
Love it. So jealous. Oh wait...I had cupcakes and diet Coke for breakfast. We should be BFFs.
ReplyDeletetoday's breakfast, coffee and pop tarts. tonights dinner - sweet cheese eggs and three red vines. yours was the breadfast of champions and mine were the meals for royals.
ReplyDeletethe worst (my sister from dif parents)- you call it a shiny coat i call it a slimy sheen.
Dude. Why have I been eating gluten free rice chex with 1% every morning? This is Bull-schite.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow morning: three pickles, two green olives, and a handful of white cheese pringles. Hey-o!
I kind of hate you right now, but that's mostly because I haven't had a chilli cheese frito in months.
ReplyDeleteDude.
ReplyDeleteI fucking love you.
Now following.
xoxo.
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no sour cream wit your chili cheese fritos? tsk tsk...
ReplyDeleteI just had a Homer moment... chili cheese fritos... yum... (as I wipe away my drool)
ReplyDeleteBreakfast of camps.
ReplyDeleteCookies are my FAVE breakfast food. A champion, indeed.
ReplyDeleteAs a vegetarian, I am stronly opposed to the chili with your cheese Fritos.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.