TechnoViking, You Will Never Lose Your Charm.

I don't remember the first time I saw Techo Viking (this one in particular, anyway), but it was a while ago.

I never get tired of it.

There are several things that should be noted with this video:

A) It's ten solid hours of Techno Viking fun. Perfect for playing at your next special event.

B) Not shown in this video is how dead-serious he is when he starts dancing. It looks like he's threatening Nordic harm on some fool who clearly has no idea who he's messing with.

C) Techno Viking is ripped. I think I'm going to try his dance routine as my new workout video.

You can thank me later for this one.

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Two Halloween Videos to Hold You Over.

Happy Halloween! Do you celebrate Halloween? I'm sure you do. Because people who don't like wasting money to dress up like a fool every year probably don't bother reading nonsense blogs like this.

I've taken the liberty of stealing drollgirl's blog post today and sharing les mots sombre of Henri the cat.

Henri, l'Haunting. Enjoy.

And now I leave you with a scary song. A song that I played the other day while I was home alone because I thought I was brave, but then immediately turned it off.

If you don't recognize this song, I don't even know why we're friends.

(If you're scared, just pretend you're watching a commercial for a PMS drug or some kind of feminine product. The elevator scene lends itself especially well to this notion.)

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