Things I Like to Eat (...and Other Nonsense)

As if being 1/2 real Catholic and 1/2 fake Jew wasn't enough of a guilt trip, Facebook just sent me a text reminding me that I haven...

Do you remember when you were in school and it came down to the night before a big paper was due and were you just barely cracking a book, t...

Happy Memorial Day! Are you off from work today? I am and I'm celebrating by wearing man-shorts and Charlie Manson hair. I look good. ...

You know those days when you have so much stuff going on and you don't have time to think straight, or wash your hair, or enjoy a good T...

This is what happens when I'm bored and home alone. I think I just stroked out.

There's a board member at work who owns an avocado ranch. The other day he brought in two giant pallets of avocados for the office. Ther...

-St. Patrick's Day is two days away and I've got nothing planned. I don't even think I own any green apparel. I HATE MYSELF!!! ...

Just a quick note- I was asked to write a guest post about Biscuit! It was featured yesterday at COFFEE WITH A CANINE . Go check it out an...

If I never hear these words/ terms/ phrases again, I will be in Heaven. Saying " I know, right??? " or the alternate " -Rig...

I don't remember the first time I saw Techo Viking (this one in particular, anyway), but it was a while ago. I never get tired of it. ...

The other morning, we made waffles for breakfast. Eric told Pearl that we were having waffles and mentioned their favorite toppings: Peanut ...

A couple weeks back, I asked on my Facebook page for some on-the-spot vlogging topics. I was bored, and had important things to do. Which e...

I gained four pounds between Thanksgiving and Sunday. For all you non-mathletes out there, I reckon that's one pound per day. Showca...

Have you heard of the app called Unbaby Me ? I saw the creators on The Ricki Lake show (what.) and immediately I knew this app would be ri...

In a galaxy far, far away:  Chewbacca Pearl waits patiently while we shop for clothes.

I don't know why, but I've been on a hair kick lately. More specifically, I was thinking about a hair "fall" I used to hav...

I don't care if she can see the future, she needs to start seeing the present.  Stupid.com  Straight bangs with curly h...

Yesterday was like the 5th time I've seen a duck family crossing the 101 freeway during rush hour traffic in the past few months. I don...

Yesterday morning, Boyfriend went up to Santa Maria to help his parents move. Since I had a shitty ( read: endometriosis ) week, I decided t...

I'm sitting at the computer right now, uploading a picture to Facebook. Boyfriend comes up and plugs in his camera to upload some recent...