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2.10.2011

Fruit Pizza.

The other day, Mouth and Stomach were having a mega craving for Fruit Pizza. If you've ever been to a Pampered Chef party, you probably already know what fruit pizza is. -Or if you like fruit, then you've probably had it too. Or, if you're good at figuring out what words mean, then you've probably solved this riddle as well.

INGREDIENTS:
-1 tube pizza crust
-8 oz cream cheese
-1 cup powdered sugar
-1/2 tsp almond extract
-1/4 cup milk
-Fruit of your choice



DIRECTIONS:
Roll out pizza dough to desired size, pinching edges to create crust. Use a fork to stab the hell outta the dough.



Bake at 425 for 9 minutes, or however long you feel like.



Chop fruit.


While crust is cooling, combine cream cheese and powdered sugar with electric mixer. In a separate cup, combine almond extract and milk. Add to cream cheese. (Helpful Hint: If you have kids, tell them this is frosting for your giant "Fruit Cookie".)



Spread mixture on crust. Top with beautiful fruit so it looks like a professional chef made it.



Slice yourself 5 pieces then sit down in front of Judge Judy for the next hour.

Boner'ppetit.
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19 comments:

  1. Little Chicken February 10, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    That looks so good! And so much more fun than being at work right now.

    Mmm raspberries...

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  2. The VelveteenFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    this made me feel weird inside.


    i think i might have a crush on you now.

    what?

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  3. BonnieFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Biscuit is going to have to take a backseat to my insane girl crush on someone whom I think is my twin sister.
    That was a weird sentence.
    Either way, this looks delicious, and I want it now.

    http://glamkittenslitterbox.blogspot.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  4. Alicia xoxxoFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    Yummm!!!! Don't you know its not nice to tease a pregnant lady!? :) Now I am having a major craving! Looks delish! I will have to try!

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  5. 3GKnightFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    Sounds good. You could also use the pre-made rolled sugar cookie dough for the crust.

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  6. SimoneFebruary 10, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    looks like a giant fruit tart. and now my mouth is watering...

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  7. Mrs. CFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    Any recipe with cream cheese in it, is a good recipe in my book! Loved the last instruction, btw, totally made me laugh!

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  8. FrankFebruary 10, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Fruit...pizza...?

    Well...

    ...I suppose you could add some bacon bits to it.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Mmmm. I prefer the People's Court, but ok. That looks deeelish. It's beena a long time since I've made one.

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  10. KaraFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    Mouthgasm!!!!!!! And all types of other gasms!!

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  11. UnknownFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    Y to the um. I'mma try that one soon!

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  12. TILTEFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    KIM- eating is always better than being at work.

    BISCUIT- i know that weird feeling inside. i have it often. it's called hunger.

    BONNIE- your new default pic looks like posh spice. in which case, i'm totally cool with being twins.

    ALICIA- you HAVE to make it. it's super easy aaaand healthy for baby. ;)

    3GIRLNIGHT- i actually did some internet research and put several parts of different recipes together. it looked like a huge majority of the ones i found used the sugar cookie method. i'm not a big fan of premade sugar cookie dough, so i opted for the pizza crust instead.

    SIMONE- i'm going to start calling it a tarte des fruits. it's much more impressive than fruit pizza.

    MRS. C- the last instruction is the most important.

    FRANK- it can always be topped with bacon bits for added protein. i'm all about being healthy here at TILTE.

    LESLIE- i forgot to added alternative suggestions. people's court would have been #1 on that list.

    KARA- i know. your brain is going to explode when you actually try it.

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  13. DeborahFebruary 11, 2011 at 3:42 AM

    That looks seriously delicious!

    I used to make it, but the crust was cookie dough. Cuz I'm a FAT ASS! hehehe

    Yours is making me droolz a bit.

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  14. MegsFebruary 11, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    Damn you, TILTE, and your delicious looking food that goes straight to my ass.

    Especially since I just made a peanut butter pie and then ate half of it by myself.

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  15. A Vapid BlondeFebruary 12, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    I'm hungry.



    Well, where is my piece?


    I'm hungry.

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  16. Ali BFebruary 13, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Hey nice tutorial. I have been trying to go through your blog to see if you have any others? I also really like the country counter on the side but I started to feel like a stalker every time the French flag came up!

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  17. BonnieFebruary 14, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    Did you seriously just compare me to Posh Spice?
    TOTALLY FUCKING STOKED RIGHT NOW.

    http://glamkittenslitterbox.blogspot.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  18. TILTEFebruary 15, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    DEBS- as much as i'd like to pretend that pizza crust is less fattening, i'm pretty sure it's neck and neck with cookie dough.

    MEGS- i'm going to let you in on a little secret: i eat everything i want and then i just throw up. (just kidding. that would be super wasteful.)

    VAPID BLONDE- you waited too long. that shit was gone in 8 minutes flat.

    ALI B- thanks for visiting and commenting!! i really don't post enough food related entries here, especially considering the name of my blog. but the recipes i do have are usually tagged under "i made this". :)

    BONNIE- i know, it's always flattering being compared to beautiful celebs. i'm always being mistaken for heidi klum.

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  19. bekkitaeFebruary 16, 2011 at 3:43 AM

    I've never even heard of fruit pizza! I'm intrigued. It looks like a frickin' awesome breakfast.

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