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10.18.2010

Advice from TILTE

Calling in sick isn't nearly as fun when you're actually sick.



On the bright side, today my friends sent me messages like these:

"Until you say otherwise, I'm just going to assume this is period related bullshit...."

"Is there any correlation to your food blog?"

"Your new boobs are gunna be great!"

" '‎I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant...' "

"At least you have great socks on."

"What hospital are you at? I'm stopping by, with hipstamatic in tow."

"That sounds like a technical term for assplay."

"Pomise me you're not getting an abortion."



I love my friends. Srsly.

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17 comments:

  1. JessOctober 18, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    Ummmmm I think I love your friends too! Get better love!!!!!!!!!

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  2. NikosmommyOctober 18, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    Whoa! Hope it's nothing serious....feel better ASAP!!!!

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  3. Steve G.October 18, 2010 at 11:39 PM

    Yeah, what are you actually sick with??? I swear, I would have called you if I knew I was still contagi-

    ... I've said too much. What? You're sick? Get better soon!

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  4. The VelveteenOctober 19, 2010 at 4:20 AM

    Dude. You alright? I was in the same setup Saturday night, still not fully recovered. Urgent care ain't no fun. Holler.

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  5. Little Chicken October 19, 2010 at 5:56 AM

    Oh no!!! I hope you feel better soon! I think your friends sound awesome, btw. I might steal them....


    What?

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  6. DeborahOctober 19, 2010 at 6:13 AM

    Your friends are killing me! Such smartasses are lovable!

    Get better please!

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  7. MegsOctober 19, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    Feel better right now! Please?

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  8. AnonymousOctober 19, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    OK, hilarious! Hope you're back into your groove soon!

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  9. JunketOctober 19, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    Bwahahaha...I know which one of those was me! Glad you're better. Now get really better so we can go out! xoxo

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  10. Coyote RoseOctober 19, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    Okay:

    A. get better soon

    B. I feel like i would like your friends.

    C. I'm not sure they would like me

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  11. Sara LouiseOctober 19, 2010 at 11:05 PM

    I have to agree with the socks text, those are pretty dope. Hope you get better soon :-)

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  12. AnonymousOctober 20, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    Your friends are too funny. :)
    Get better soon.

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  13. UnknownOctober 21, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Dude, should I reconsider a meal at The Counter now?!

    For reals though, are you okay? Get better soon!

    xo,
    The Wombat

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  14. LorraineOctober 22, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    I have a few friends I'll trade you.

    lol. jaykay.

    But not really. Just think about it.

    Lorraine

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  15. RN MamaOctober 24, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    I realize I'm totally late on this band wagon, but seriously, I hope you're ok! And, what the Hell was wrong!

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  16. Sara McCartyOctober 25, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    Oh my!! The guesses from your friends are hysterical!! I'm dying. I hope you're not. :)

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  17. TILTEOctober 25, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    thanks for all the well wishes! i have a dr appt this thursday and i'm thinking about keeping you all updated on it. unless it gets gross, that is.

    steve- you're dead to me.

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