My SO and I are watching Serbia v. Ghana right now and it's a pretty good game.
Side note: I ended up finding a bathing suit at Eddie Bauer Warehouse (outlet store) for 1/5 the cost of the regular price!!!! AWESOME. My Victoria's Secret one came and... uh.. didn't quite fit so I'm glad I found an alternate.
Here is a World Cup tutorial for Americans that don't follow soccer. Soccer is like hockey minus the ice,stick, and puck. The score will always be 0-0 at the half. If a player gets touched on a play, he must fall to the ground, grag his leg, and act like he got hit by a truck. Only Europeans and South Americans can win the World Cup. If you can pronounce the player's name, he sucks. When asked,"who do you think will win?, it is ALWAYS safe to say Brazil has a good chance of winning it. Never ask, what are the lyrics to that Ole Ole song? if you hear goooool !, take cover, there will be a riot.
(Note: Keith nearly spat in my face when I made the mistake of mentioning hanging the United Kingdom flag)
LOL
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny. Love your blog, Roland
ReplyDeletethanks for joining, roland!
ReplyDeleteWe tiieedddd!!! I will take that.
ReplyDeleteMy SO and I are watching Serbia v. Ghana right now and it's a pretty good game.
Side note: I ended up finding a bathing suit at Eddie Bauer Warehouse (outlet store) for 1/5 the cost of the regular price!!!! AWESOME. My Victoria's Secret one came and... uh.. didn't quite fit so I'm glad I found an alternate.
And now I must go and read up on your blog. :-)
Still laughing. Great video and great blog.
ReplyDeleteAh! I love that so many people are into the world cup. :)
ReplyDeletesadako- thanks for visiting/ commenting!
ReplyDeletesleepyjane- i'd love to take credit for being really into the world cup games, but it's really just england that we're selfishly interested in.
WORLD CUP TUTORIAL FOR AMERICANS:
ReplyDeleteHere is a World Cup tutorial for Americans that don't follow soccer. Soccer is like hockey minus the ice,stick, and puck. The score will always be 0-0 at the half. If a player gets touched on a play, he must fall to the ground, grag his leg, and act like he got hit by a truck. Only Europeans and South Americans can win the World Cup. If you can pronounce the player's name, he sucks. When asked,"who do you think will win?, it is ALWAYS safe to say Brazil has a good chance of winning it. Never ask, what are the lyrics to that Ole Ole song? if you hear goooool !, take cover, there will be a riot.
Could the Queen look any fuglier in that picture? I'm just sayin.
ReplyDeleteRN- how dare you say those words about the queen mum...
ReplyDeleteshe will haunt your dreams forever.