Things I Like to Eat (...and Other Nonsense)

I was just having a discussion with my friend about bathroom etiquette. What's appropriate these days and what's not? I'll tell ...

First thing's first- I am OFFICIALLY AN INTERNET SENSATION!!!. How do I know? Because I googled myself. And if anyone speaks the truth, ...

I just ate $10 worth of buttered, salted pretzel (avec cheeses) and various cookies for lunch. Celebration or Suicidez??? I'm going with...

I'm warning you now friends, this is going to be a biggie (cue the endless photo montage). This is the 15lb 8 oz, bouncing baby blog I...

I know. I'm totally falling behind again. I'm a shitty friend, I'm never there when you need me, etc. But on the bright side, I ...

This entry is dedicated to my new favorite baby on the block, LittleRachelAndBaltazar (LRAB for short) who's so fucking hipster, he list...

Helloooooooo again!!! I know I've TOTALLY been neglecting the food part of this blog, but to be honest with you I haven't had my usu...

Guess what?! I'm totally being lazy... a post will come one of these days, I'm sure. But for now, you'll have to deal with... ME...

Mega sorries for the delay since my last post. If you're anything like I imagine you are, I'm sure all 6 of you have had some pretty...

Essiting news- I'm gonna be featured on a comedic community blog in a few weeks! I mean, it's not like they hand picked me or anyth...