tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post6394362857189555809..comments2023-05-04T03:00:37.669-07:00Comments on Things I Like to Eat (...and Other Nonsense): Surprisingly, It Doesn't Take Long For Muscles to Forget Everything They Know About Working.TILTEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13657074911256937647noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-57328673388218594172012-08-24T22:18:51.812-07:002012-08-24T22:18:51.812-07:00"Unfortunately, I'm no ass trainer"
..."Unfortunately, I'm no ass trainer"<br /><br />hahaHAhaaaaA Lady Reveals Nothinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03880590243726405527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-47534385306305430682012-08-23T23:59:27.602-07:002012-08-23T23:59:27.602-07:00Glad to hear your recovering and man do I understa...Glad to hear your recovering and man do I understand the stomach muscle issues - I promise they do come back...eventually. i had to take 6-8 weeks after I had surgery to let everything heal - and then i started yoga again...ho boy, it was pathetic there for a while.<br /><br />Good luck - also with the pooping, that sounds horrible. I would never leave the house...ever.Deidrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14993934232617420348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-49540862764239192232012-08-22T12:54:00.105-07:002012-08-22T12:54:00.105-07:00Just getting caught up on your blog and uh mah gah...Just getting caught up on your blog and uh mah gah I missed the whole flipping surgery!<br /><br />Glad they figured out what was wrong and fixed it... hope your colon gets the memo soon.<br /><br />xoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00255686424178324749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-68370491540022556262012-08-22T12:04:25.832-07:002012-08-22T12:04:25.832-07:00Why am I laughing?! Stop being so funny so I can ...Why am I laughing?! Stop being so funny so I can be sorry for you. Dude...boo to the butt issues. Hope you get your shit worked out soon, literally. :) Sara McCartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04942635767083902005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-64605941366869237362012-08-22T10:38:12.113-07:002012-08-22T10:38:12.113-07:00I think we should invent a Miralax cocktail. Miral...I think we should invent a Miralax cocktail. Miralax Martini, anyone? Shaken not stirred.Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-4023163970152499322012-08-21T22:49:46.593-07:002012-08-21T22:49:46.593-07:00I'm sorry, but I have to confess: "Do you...I'm sorry, but I have to confess: "Do you know how hard it is not being able to get your butt to work?" made me laugh myself silly. Seriously. I'm so sorry that your butt isn't working for you, but thank you so much the laugh.<br />Good luck with your butt :) Sara Louisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06058056977783867772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-52328974359763605212012-08-21T22:49:16.040-07:002012-08-21T22:49:16.040-07:00so sorry you're having such a rough time. the ...so sorry you're having such a rough time. the good side? you'll already be well into a fiber routine when you hit 40. so you have a head start.<br /><br />sending love and hugs. <br /><br />feel better. Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10290531815250872371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-25752585396068274152012-08-21T20:39:17.895-07:002012-08-21T20:39:17.895-07:00Oh my god no joke, having surpriz poo at the bank ...Oh my god no joke, having surpriz poo at the bank is literally my worst nightmare! What an awful ordeal! At least you have a great sense of humor about it, because I'm pretty sure the whole situation is a whole "if you're not laughing, you're crying" type of situation.Karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01824646552783401432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-69197405842206372452012-08-21T17:16:54.142-07:002012-08-21T17:16:54.142-07:00Your picture is tres jolie. You should definitely...Your picture is tres jolie. You should definitely buy a Medic Alert, Jitterbug, Depends, and some Bengay. Justin's great grandmother had a Medic Alert and she would hit the button and the following would occur: Operator: Mary, are you okay? Nanny: See they pick-up, hi, my grand kids are here. Operator: Are you okay Mary? Nanny (totally ignoring the operator): See how nice they are. They always pick-up. After the operator would hang up she would press the button again and the same conversation would repeat itself. Your bottom will remember. Your muscles have memories...good pooping memories. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-10308309024865918602012-08-21T14:20:00.398-07:002012-08-21T14:20:00.398-07:00"Power-loaded on laxatives" made me thin..."Power-loaded on laxatives" made me think of muskets.Henri B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00892218291117471971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-26250239616626737632012-08-21T14:18:01.627-07:002012-08-21T14:18:01.627-07:00I'm happy to hear the surgery went well, but t...I'm happy to hear the surgery went well, but the no poop situation is no joke. I hope you feel better soon!<br /><br />I was constipated for a week once (too much stodgey food, not enough exercise/water), and it was pretty painful, though not close to what you're experiencing I'm sure. <br /><br />Stool softener? That may assist.the Tsaritsahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00679262620541078819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-79367786425844133442012-08-21T12:31:25.216-07:002012-08-21T12:31:25.216-07:00OMG I had a blood clot back in November - right be...OMG I had a blood clot back in November - right before Thanksgiving!!! THANK. YOU. VERY. MUCH. NO TURKEY! Five days in the hospital!<br /><br />The stupid blood clot cut off the circulation to my colon which was the most painful thing I have ever had happen to me in my LIFE!! Not to mention the blood coming out of my butt like I was a stabbing victim. <br /><br />I was on liquids for 3 months and now I'm still trying to get the ole colon to work again!! <br /><br />For shits sake, I can't take laxatives because they make the colon bleed and Benefiber did nothing. I am now taking that Miralax.....all it does is make the poop soft and messy!! My poor butt hole is sore from all the damn toilet paper. <br /><br />So my little colon sister I feel your pain and your poop......well I don't want to feel your poop but you know what I mean!!!<br /><br />Jane @ Jane's Junk and Treasureshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05251832705201643782noreply@blogger.com