tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post3673555829440107736..comments2023-05-04T03:00:37.669-07:00Comments on Things I Like to Eat (...and Other Nonsense): The One Where I Complain About Being Old.TILTEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13657074911256937647noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-21813136840191295512011-09-23T22:51:45.903-07:002011-09-23T22:51:45.903-07:00"-I hear motorcycles or cars with loud exhaus..."-I hear motorcycles or cars with loud exhausts rev their engines as they drive down the street and I literally want to shit in my hand and throw it out my window at them."<br /><br />When I read this, I had tears streaming down my face. So true. Get to 30 and want to smoke these people. I hear college kids going down the street now with loud bass and I want to throw my walker at them! Oh wait... the walker isn't with me yet. Eventually. Maybe at 40?<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow">A 'lil HooHaa</a>P.J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15815590239221574310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-18511782063707098282011-09-21T21:07:07.363-07:002011-09-21T21:07:07.363-07:00You are KILLING me with this one.
I won't eve...You are KILLING me with this one.<br /><br />I won't even say what is springing to mind.<br /><br />Okay . . . yes I will . . . JUST WAIT UNTIL 50s! <br /><br />Apologies.<br /><br />You are in the fun years now. And I have to tell you that your 40s will be even more awesome. My fav so far I have to say.<br /><br />I'm thinking that the 60s are going to rock.<br /><br />That is all. Out. Hee!Deborahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00778094998010491653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-41429117311456789152011-09-09T13:32:48.107-07:002011-09-09T13:32:48.107-07:00I'm totally there with you. I was diagnosed wi...I'm totally there with you. I was diagnosed with ARTHRITIS in my late 20s. I have lady problems that made my gyno say "well ... you probably won't have problems having kids. Let's just cross that bridge when we come to it, eh?" I keep getting fatter every DAY despite eating healthier than I have in ages, and booze has become my enemy. My dear, sweet, darling, booze! <br /><br />However, you should follow up with the things that are awesome about being in your 30s. Confidence, the realization that you don't know everything and the ability to laugh at girls in their early 20s who are total frigging knowitalls, etc.Serial Monogamisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06240343915323669214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-14676475573264806052011-09-07T10:14:04.032-07:002011-09-07T10:14:04.032-07:00OMG, this just might be the greatest post of all t...OMG, this just might be the greatest post of all time. I'm dying! This post makes me love you SO fucking much! :) Welcome to the dark side of the moon.Sara McCartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04942635767083902005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-9300480149280057692011-09-06T21:13:39.930-07:002011-09-06T21:13:39.930-07:00Dude. This post just made me adore you even more. ...Dude. This post just made me adore you even more. Also, I'll be sending you a bill for the busted gut laughing...because that's what happens when you're in your 30s. <br /><br />You reminded me of the episode of FRIENDS where Rachel turns 30 and Joey tells God they have deal.QueenScarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02270993732115125040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-15712759101392851212011-09-06T19:14:40.628-07:002011-09-06T19:14:40.628-07:00You are friggin hilarious! I laughed so hard...for...You are friggin hilarious! I laughed so hard...for 2 reasons: one because it's funny and second is because it's true! Fuzzy teeth = amazing & thank you for the pics to drive the point home!Chrystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11559537850990604790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-3605547370607907242011-09-06T13:56:18.894-07:002011-09-06T13:56:18.894-07:00also... i have melasma too. and i've spent tho...also... i have melasma too. and i've spent thousands - not even joking - of dollars trying to fix it. to no avail.<br /><br />looks like someone splashed coffee all over my face.Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10290531815250872371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-71090145479130397082011-09-06T12:04:41.847-07:002011-09-06T12:04:41.847-07:00wait until you hit 40. that's when the real fu...wait until you hit 40. that's when the real fun starts! <br /><br />how about ridges in your fucking finger nails? creepy-ass papery thin nails that curl over like a decrepit old sea hag.<br /><br />also, i just unbuttoned my jeans. and i haven't even eaten yet.Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10290531815250872371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-56313315777973470962011-09-06T11:12:58.966-07:002011-09-06T11:12:58.966-07:00Dude. I'm 29, and some of this has already st...Dude. I'm 29, and some of this has already started, which makes me think that it is only going to get worse and go ahead and shoot me now.Megshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14816741133777543843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-23935043197181084982011-09-06T10:57:47.025-07:002011-09-06T10:57:47.025-07:00I don't know that 30 is the tipping point pers...I don't know that 30 is the tipping point persay because at 25, I already require a walker to move to and fro about the world. It may be a side effect of my desk job, but sometimes I have to roll myself out of my work chair and contort into a pretzal just to move. It's fucken hot.Little Chicken https://www.blogger.com/profile/05777127879968596464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-12801501026288421512011-09-06T10:48:52.258-07:002011-09-06T10:48:52.258-07:00F**K YES! And you find yourself saying things you...F**K YES! And you find yourself saying things your mom used to say like, "What is he WEARING?" when passing a teenage boy. <br /><br />I do the noise thing too. Any noise at night will make me livid if I'm trying to sleep. Because it's now ALL ABOUT ME AND MY SLEEP.<br /><br />And I'm spending next weekend painting out a "get off of my lawn" sign for the yard outside my apartment. While peeing every five seconds.<br /><br />Also I never had belly fat around my rib cage but lately I feel like I could probably use it as a life floatation device if the situation merited it. UGH!VEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704685920354554043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-32115472368833067362011-09-06T08:54:57.656-07:002011-09-06T08:54:57.656-07:00My favorite part of this post are the accompanying...My favorite part of this post are the accompanying pictures. Someone needs to Photoshop all those people together to make the "real" you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-91448513415536219522011-09-06T06:04:30.232-07:002011-09-06T06:04:30.232-07:00Yep. The body changes have been a pain, indeed. ...Yep. The body changes have been a pain, indeed. I'm right with you on the loud vehicles, though...would love a focused EMP device to shut them down.<br />Also, where do we sign up for the heroin-laced skittles?Danger Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12597851282224101748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-18512480391584931252011-09-06T01:55:40.871-07:002011-09-06T01:55:40.871-07:00I've got 4 more years....thats when I'll t...I've got 4 more years....thats when I'll turn fat and bald as my grandmother gleefully reminds me =/MRanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16047550302113035054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-38023406274873834152011-09-05T22:18:44.224-07:002011-09-05T22:18:44.224-07:00Ok so maybe your prognosis for the future is a bit...Ok so maybe your prognosis for the future is a bit extreme, but I have to agree that the aging process does blow goats. The grey hair, low alcohol tolerance and weight gain is all part of the process. Join the fabulous-thirty club missy!Nikosmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02128980360869456565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-91590346948630855462011-09-05T21:04:59.449-07:002011-09-05T21:04:59.449-07:00Dude, I hate being old. I've had nothing but p...Dude, I hate being old. I've had nothing but problems since I turned 30 as well. Harder to lose weight, had my GB removed, just found out I have to live on thyroid meds forever, somehow I now eczema on my toes and fingers. Life sucks when you're over 30.Allyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06076912971009055017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-2376861908793731742011-09-05T20:56:10.555-07:002011-09-05T20:56:10.555-07:00I think being >30 would be awesome if there rea...I think being >30 would be awesome if there really were such a thing as heroin skittles.Henri B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00892218291117471971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-44442158223882639992011-09-05T20:55:32.167-07:002011-09-05T20:55:32.167-07:00Hi, I really enjoyed your blog ...
What do you thi...Hi, I really enjoyed your blog ...<br />What do you think of following one another?<br />Van Kisses ♥Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07675882938643993106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4720058975448051242.post-71096295302682917982011-09-05T20:29:48.303-07:002011-09-05T20:29:48.303-07:00Getting old TOTALLY sucks. Wait till you hit 40. ...Getting old TOTALLY sucks. Wait till you hit 40. One word ~ bifocals.Sarah https://www.blogger.com/profile/14091395645226862871noreply@blogger.com